HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALYSSA

Since it’s summer and I suddenly have time for video games again, I’ve realized there’s a point where everything takes a dark turn. Tara and I were doing a Super Smash Bros Melee tournament, and I was playing against the adorable brother-and-sister duo, the Ice Climbers.

“DIE!” I shouted, viciously pressing buttons. “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FIRST, NANA! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING BROTHER!”

“Holy shit,” said Tara. “I think it’s time to stop.”

And on THAT lovely note, I’d like to wish a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the very spectacular ALYSSA! She had an exam today-ish (time zones?), which sucks, so I’m sending her kittens and good thoughts! Mostly good thoughts! (I don’t have a lot of kittens to spare.)

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One thought on “HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALYSSA

  1. As the Twixter page loaded I actually let out a mixture of “oh” and “aw” sound at the sight of my name. THANK YOU, FAVOURITE PERSON! I need you to name the kitten, please. Also, you got the time zones right, time wizard?

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