The following is a Facebook chat.
Elodie: I really need to piss but I keep hearing noises coming from down the hall.
Elodie: Update: I did it.
Tara: Was there a ghost?
Elodie: If there was, it didn’t show itself.
Elodie: It didn’t slime me.
Elodie: DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS.
Elodie: …I’m at a really weird place in my life right now.