Some guy just posted this on Facebook: “Free cookies in my room. Feel free to roll through.”
First reaction: We have the same friend-making technique. Entice them with treats, then (and I’m assuming he does this, too) lock the door and force them to make friendship bracelets.
Second reaction: Why the hell didn’t he include a ROOM NUMBER? Free cookies don’t exactly grow on trees.
(I’m currently considering searching the building.)