I really need to trim my bangs

So I don’t wind up looking like one of these guys:

I got bangs a while ago. The first time I trimmed them by myself, I was terrified. I had to mentally prepare myself, and then I stood so close to the mirror I kept bumping into it. I stood there for about fifteen minutes, poised to strike with the scissors (which suddenly felt like a machete), sweating and picturing myself looking like some kind of freak with zigzaggy bangs. Finally, I cut off about a millimeter and it was like, “OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE?”


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