I was just getting ice out of the ice machine. Usually, no ice comes out but the machine makes that rrrrgghhhh noise that suggests ice SHOULD be coming out, so I sigh and open the freezer and get ice the old-fashioned way (which comes with its own problems… all the ice is usually fused together into one big inconvenient glacier).
Anyway, things were chugging along right on schedule when a piece of ice exploded out of the machine at the last minute. It bounced off my cup and FLEW into the air, and I made a grab at it with my arms flailing wildly but missed, and somehow—SOMEHOW—the hand holding the cup windmilled around into the perfect position, and that ice landed right in my cup. Clearly, my superhuman abilities have been dormant until now. I’ll be waiting for that call from the CIA informing me that I have been activated.