I slipped on the ice while jaywalking

I did one of those deals where you slip just a little and then you flip the hell out, flailing your arms while your legs go in all sorts of different directions, wearing an expression of absolute terror and generally having a total spastic meltdown. It’s almost more embarrassing than actually falling, because when you fall at least you have a reason for looking so traumatized and people can help you up. But when you do the infamous Almost Slip… people are just like, “What the hell was that?”

And I’m sure all those cars waiting at the light had that exact reaction.


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